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June 27th, 2009
Saturday Snippet - Food!

For more awesome snippets by the most talented and popular authors, read mine then scroll down to the bottom for links to the author pages. Enjoy!

EXCERPT from HATSEPT HEAT
Vampire Council of Ethics Book 3
By TJ Michaels, Copyright 2007
Samhain Publishing, All Rights Reserved

“You ready to eat?”

Boy was he ever, but his stomach and his heart didn’t agree on what that meal should be. In truth Kenoe didn’t give a damn about food right now. Shinju looked utterly adorable with a smudge of flour across her cheek, and a few loose curls stuck to the side of her face. The smudges on her borrowed clothes told part of the story of what she’d been up to.

Obviously catching wind of his curiosity, she motioned toward the sumptuous spread on the table and said, “Well, you said your boss sent this jet for you and we’re the first to travel on it, right? So I thought we could christen it, so to speak.”

The image of her spread eagle on top of the large and thankfully bolted down table flashed into his head. Dragging his mind out of the gutter kicking and screaming, he forced himself to sit still while Shinju directed the wait staff to clear the hors-de-oeuvres and bring out the main course. Shinju took a plate up to Randall in the cockpit while Kenoe sat and watched in awe as two impeccably dressed chefs brought the food.

Even over the wonderful smells of the various dishes, he still scented Shinju before she re-entered the room. Rising, he pulled out a chair and dropped a kiss on the top of her head as she settled into it.

“Go ahead. Taste it,” she urged with a big, proud smile on her face.

The woman was a wonder. The first meal she’d ever prepared for him in her neat little kitchen had made his stomach sing. This meal might just make his whole body break into a chorus of “One Singular Sensation.” And hallelujah, none of it was Japanese food!

Instead his plate was piled with seafood lasagna with a sauce so savory and light, the scent alone made his mouth water. The pasta was accompanied by a simple green salad garnished with fresh green peppers and tomatoes, tossed in a sweet ginger vinaigrette. The spices were unique, far from the typical basil and parsley in Italian-style cuisine. No, this was a culinary orgasm going off in his mouth. Simply delicious.

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June 26th, 2009
Egyptian Voyage now in PRINT!

I am SO sorry that I was unable to give any notice on this book going to print. It’s an awesome novel and I hope you decide to pick it up.

So…what the hell am I talking about? Egyptian Voyage, a Torrid Tarot novel has hit the print shelves! Yay! Right now you can get it directly from the publisher, but it will also be available from Amazon, Barnes and Nobles and other Ingrams distribution partners.

June 18th, 2009
Get 10% off at Ellora’s Cave!

I love passing on a good deal, so when I found this in my e-mail box I thought I’d pass it on. Be sure to grab one of mine while you’re over there!

LETTER FROM ELLORA’S CAVE: “As our you probably already know, we’ve been experiencing problems with our websites for the last few weeks. We really appreciate everyone’s patience as we streamline the system we’ve cobbled together over the last nine years as we grew faster than anyone could have imagined.

When the new site is finally up and running, we swear it will combine print and ebooks and be easy to navigate and will let you buy whatever you want quickly and easily.

Until then, we are giving all customers 10% off every purchase through the end of June. For ebooks, go to www.ellorascave.com, on which all prices are already discounted 10%. For print books, go to www.jasminejade.com and enter this code to get your discount: ECWEB2009

Again, thanks for bearing with us.”

Now, go shoppin’ - Love,

TJ

June 5th, 2009
Snippet Saturday! Fight Scenes

For more snippets by some really awesome authors, like Lauren Dane, Vivi Anna, Michelle Pillow, Shelley Munro, SJ Day and more, visit the links at the bottom of this post. Yep, Snippet Saturday just for you!

Fight Scene snippet from
Hatsept Heat (Vampire Council of Ethics)

This just wasn’t happening. Yep, he’d wake up any minute and find himself in his apartment, tangled up in his sheets and covered in a cold sweat. There was just no way his luck could possibly be this bad that Kimora, of all people, would show up at the home of a woman he was eager to sink into and stay put for the rest of his days.

God, please, please let a bad guy cross my path right now. The need to hit something, anything, was so strong Kenoe clenched his teeth and shoved his hands into his pockets as far as they would go. He’d already had his love play interrupted. The last thing he needed was for someone to see him knock a hole into a wall and call the police to take him to the crazy house.

The moist, cool evening air sank through his jacket and into his skin, adding a chill to his already morbid mood. A soft breeze brought the scent of cherry, birch and Japanese pear, all so prolific in this country at this time of year. In the distance, the low-hanging clouds were lit up by the profusion of lights and signs typical of the city’s nightlife.

Kenoe’s keen hearing picked up the sounds of one of Shibuya’s main drags a few streets over. Auto and foot traffic, crowds congregating, discos, bars, coffee houses. Young and old, it was all about fun at night in this district. Surely everyone was enjoying what was left of the evening…everyone except him. And it was all that damned Kimora’s fault.

Kenoe had made it six steps from Shinju’s front door when his body slammed to a screeching halt. Instincts on full tilt, he picked up a slight, almost silent rustle off to his left. Aha. Just what he needed. Right there in front of him crouched behind a bush was the man he’d seen tailing Shinju before. The same one he’d sent a digital photo of to Bix this afternoon. And Kenoe was in the perfect mood to do a little interrogation. Too bad he didn’t have his tainted blade on him. Kenoe liked to call the film on his katana the Dr. Carin Vampire Puke Serum. One cut with the stuff and a full-blooded vamp would fall to his knees in seconds, hurling up his guts. Took the fight right out of ’em and made the scum that Seekers spent their time chasing a whole lot more cooperative.

Then again, this man moved like a vampire but didn’t smell like one. Would the serum smeared on Kenoe’s blade even affect him?

Well, since Kenoe wasn’t on duty and had left his gear behind in his apartment, his fists would just have to do. He eased up on the man without a sound, extended one hand and lifted him right up off the ground by the back of his collar.

The man responded by kicking backward with his heel to land a blow to Kenoe’s solar plexus. Even a vampire had to flinch at that one. Might even have a bruise in the morning, and the pain was just enough to piss Kenoe off some more. Dropping the guy to the ground, he moved in swiftly. Granted, the man got in a few good punches, but even with vamp speed he was no match for a full-blooded male Seeker in his prime. So Kenoe proceeded to kick his vampire-moving-but-no-smelling ass all over the front of Shinju’s porch. Finished playing with his prey, he’d just cocked his fist back to deliver a knockout blow when the door opened and a blur that looked like an enraged woman flew at him. Followed by a knee to the balls.

He went down like a ton of bricks.

Well, at least he wasn’t alone. Shinju’s talented knee made contact with his opponent’s balls too—a man who happened to be a hell of a lot more bruised up than Kenoe was at the moment. Well, except for his now-purple balls.

“Kenoe, what the fuck are you doing? No, never mind, don’t answer that. I can see what you’re doing,” she yelled, then rounded on the other man doubled over on the ground next to him.

“What are you doing here, Sasuke?”

“I was just coming to visit. I’d hoped to get some of that cake I saw on your table yesterday.” Each word was a gasped groan. “Damn it, Shinju, my balls were just fine where they were.”

“Mine too,” Kenoe rasped, then wished he’d kept his mouth shut when the crazy woman smacked him and the Sasuke guy in the back of the neck like they were little kids. Here he was, a Seeker for cripes sake, groveling at the feet of a five-foot-nothing human female. God, he hoped no one ever got wind of this ’cause he’d never hear the end of it.

Shinju stepped back, practically snarling. “Do you really think I’m buying that, Sasuke? Max has you here spying on me. Well you tell my brother that this is the last time he is to send anyone to babysit me, damn it.”

“He’s only concerned for you, Shinju,” Sasuke wheezed.

Kenoe lifted his head and growled, “What the hell are you talking about? She’s my woman and mine to protect.”

Sasuke’s head swiveled around to pin Kenoe with a puffy-eyed stare. The man’s eyes were already swelling shut and the bruises forming into an interesting pattern across his face. Boy, that was going to hurt in the morning. Not to mention the cuts oozing blood from his brow, lips and cheeks. Still, he was able to talk shit.

“Says who, you fucking long-haired, pasty-faced, white-haired…”

“Oh shut up, both of you. You both need Plexiglas bellybuttons,” Shinju fumed.

“Huh?” Sasuke and Kenoe both gurgled, hands jammed between their legs. Kenoe, for one, wondered if he’d ever get the feeling back in his testicles. He almost grinned when he saw Sasuke in the same sorry shape.

Shinju hissed, “You need a Plexiglas bellybutton so you can see when you’ve got your head up your ass. Now get the hell off my property.”

Kenoe made to step up on the stoop. Her arm shot out and landed dead center in his gut. Damn, the woman was strong.

“Both of you. Besides, I don’t have anything else to say to you. You’re street fighting? I don’t believe it. You’re supposed to be a cop. And as for whatever’s going on with Kimora, I don’t even want to hear it. Go away.”

For the second time tonight the door closed in his face. And his woman had just bested two grown men—one a vampire and the other with vampire traits. Kenoe and Sasuke both flopped down on the front steps to catch their breath.

“Is she always like that?” Kenoe panted, one hand holding his stomach, the other his sore sac.

“You have no idea. I’m Sasuke, by the way.” He wheezed just as hard, partly from the exertion of keeping his head attached to his body, which Kenoe had seemed pretty keen on removing, and partly from the swift kick to the nuts, compliments of Shinju.

“So, you’re not tailing her for any ill purpose. That much is clear,” Kenoe stated flatly.

“Glad you figured it out. I’d hate to have to finish the fight Shinju broke up. That woman.”

“So you’re a friend of her brother’s?”

“Something like that, yes. He worries about her but can’t always be here. Since he’s my boss, and Shinju is like a little sister to me, I sometimes take it upon myself to keep an eye on her.”

“She seems to be able to take care of herself.”

“For the most part, yes. But her brother is a very important man and the last thing he wants is for her to be threatened because of it.”

Kenoe understood all too well. Alaan had cut himself off from just about every female in the vampire nation because his position in the clans would put any female he chose to mate in terrible danger.

“It’s not unheard of…ow!” Kenoe’s leg smarted and throbbed. When had that happened? He’d have to check himself over thoroughly when he got back to his apartment. “As I was saying, it’s not unheard of for some to use family members for ransom and extortion. What does Shinju’s brother do that would make her a target?”

With a sigh, the man rose shakily to his feet.

“Nice to meet you, Kenoe.” Sasuke’s hand reached out, grabbed Kenoe’s and pumped it up and down quickly. Then he walked daintily to a black-on-black motorcycle parked in front of the house next door. Easing himself onto the crotch rocket, he started the bike and took off.

 

On the way home, all Kenoe could think about was the possibility of Shinju in danger. After a quick shower he eased into bed with an ice pack over his balls and called Bix to share what he’d learned tonight. The man, Sasuke, did indeed have a few vampire traits. But more importantly, during their fight, he’d caught the scent of a rogue vampire near Shinju’s house for the second time in as many days. Something foul was afoot, and he had a feeling he needed to get to the bottom of it. And quickly.

Snippets from other Snippet Saturday authors:
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Michelle Pillow
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Maura Anderson
Beth Kery
Jody Wallace
Eliza Gayle
Kelly Maher
Elisabeth Naughton
Taige Crenshaw
Beth Williamson

May 29th, 2009
Copyright Infringement…by authors?

Yes, it’s a controversial subject and I’ve been thinking long and hard about whether I actually wanted to jump into this fray or not. So here goes…

I recently read a book by a fellow author and guess what? It was based on a book and movie called Howl’s Moving Castle. How do I know? Because it’s one of my favorite movies. I’ve seen it a million times. So when I read this book and saw that from the beginning of the book through to the end was the plot and storyline of Howl’s I couldn’t believe it. While the names of the characters were different from the book and movie, the descriptions of the characters, their hair, dress, mannerisms and personalities were spot on to the characters in Howl’s Moving Castle.

Then the phone calls and e-mails started. Why? Because I’d recommended this author’s book to other folks (who happen to love anime, too) BEFORE I’d actually read the darn thing.

One of my reader friends was so outraged they even threatened to call the studio in Japan that created the movie, as well as contact the original author of the work. Now THAT put me in a less than welcome spot. What was I supposed to do?

Should I contact the publisher and let them know that one of their authors basically wrote a romance around someone else’s well-known work? Hmmm, not sure. What if the publisher decides I’m the troublemaker or simply claims that neither they nor the author was aware? Well, perhaps I should contact the author? Probably not - it’s not as if the author doesn’t know that the romance she wrote was based line-on-line and precept-on-precept on someone else’s work, right? Right.

So then where does that leave me? Frankly, I have no idea…

May 6th, 2009
HUGE Contest

Last year author, Moira Rogers, held the ‘Get Hooked on a New Series’ contest. Carinian’s Seeker was a featured book. This year she’s doing it again, and along with Hatsept Heat, there are 50, yes, count ‘em, FIFTY books up for grabs.

Get Hooked on a New Series!

I’m offering Hatsept Heat, Book 3 in the Vampire Council of Ethics series. To enter just visit Moira’s site and complete the form. Here’s some verbiage from the contest page:

“The contest couldn’t be simpler. Browse the books. Click on the covers to read blurbs and excerpts and find out more about the authors. Figure out which books you’re dying to read, and then enter the contest! The form below lists the fifty books up for grabs, and all you need to do to get in on the contest is check the box next to the books you’re interested in winning.”

This is the coolest contest of the year, in my opinion. So spread the word and GET HOOKED ON A NEW SERIES!

May 1st, 2009
Bid on Me! Brenda Novak’s Charity Auction

Woohoo! Brenda Novak’s annual auction for Diabetes research has begun! There are tons of items from the best authors, publishers, editors and agents available. The money from this years auction will be donated to The Diabetes Research Institute at the University of Miami. Just about any and everything, from inexpensive to extravagant. So go bid on something and support this awesome (and certainly worthy) cause.

Oh, by the way, you have the chance to win this from me - Silk (yes, real silk!) napkins with matching chopsticks, a contemporary styled (and usable) tea set and matching wooden bowls.

…everything you need to create a beautiful Japanese place setting. Could be used for a theme party, or just to give your dining area an elegant twist.

So…go bid on something :D To visit the auction, click here - Brenda Novak’s Annual Diabetes Auction

April 29th, 2009
Available in print early!

Hatsept Heat, Vampire Council of Ethics Book 3…

Hatsept Heat, V.C.O.E. Book 3 is available early in print. It was supposed to come out on May 19th, but I don’t mind that you can get it now ;D Order at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Samhain Publishing and other booksellers.

In addition to print, this book is also available for Kindle and other eBook readers.

This book picks up where Serati’s Flame, V.C.O.E. Bk 2 ends, with Kenoe on his leave of absence.

Blurbage: Kenoe: A sexy lethal weapon. Shinju: Ditto—with more dangerous curves.

Kenoe Hatsept is in a quandary. The handsome elite Seeker spent years training for a single burning goal: Revenge. Now that the object of his attention has been brought to justice, what’s next? Japan, the one place that has always called to him, sounds like the perfect place to relax, search his soul and plan out the rest of his life.

Instead he finds his head, and his hands, full of a woman who’s sharper than she appears on the surface…in more ways than one. And she’s hip deep in trouble.

Shinju Maruyama just wants to keep her profile low and go about her business. But the long-toothed people just don’t want to let her keep her family secrets. It’ll take all her skill with her brain and her blades to change their minds. There’s something strange and irresistible about Kenoe, and it scares the hell out of her. But she just can’t seem to shake him.

For Kenoe, endangering his life to help her bring the bad guys to heel is easy. Revealing his true nature to her risks far more—his heart.

April 13th, 2009
KOMO News Seattle, Channel 4

Hey all,

The folks in the news industry are taking this latest Amazon debacle seriously. I called their web diva to let her know that the ‘gay/lesbian’ stint as reported by the Associated Press that speaks of those books having their sales rank pulled doesn’t cover the half of it.

They ended up doing an interview on the spot about how far reaching Amazon’s decision goes. Also, on Twitter a fellow author confirmed with her editor that a Amazon rep said that it is NOT a glitch, as its currently being reported.

Check out the article and what I have to say courtesy of KOMO News in Seatle: KOMO NEWS LINK

April 12th, 2009
Amazon Has Really Lost It

This just seems to be a bad idea on a long list of bad ideas. What are they thinking?

Amazon has pulled the sales rank of books with adult themes. This includes books by yours truly, as well as lifestyle books for gay and lesbians (some are historical accounts and not novels at all). My book, Doing it the Hard Way from Pocket and all of my Ellora’s Cave books are now stripped of their sales rank and may not appear in searches. Oh joy. As if making sales wasn’t already hard enough.

This from Smart Bitches Trashy Books: “Authors such as Jaci Burton, Maya Banks, Larissa Ione and Stephanie Tyler have reported that since being stripped of their sales rankings, their titles are no longer found in searches on Amazon.com. MetaWriter is also compiling a list of titles that have been stripped of their sales rank.

When pressed for a reason, Amazon.com’s customer service department told YA author Mark Probst:

In consideration of our entire customer base, we exclude “adult” material from appearing in some searches and best seller lists. Since these lists are generated using sales ranks, adult materials must also be excluded from that feature.”

And of course, Twitter is exploding with the news as small press and NY Presses are affected by this.

Wanna help get the point across? Link to http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/amazonrank using the words Amazon Rank.